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Sunday, November 07, 2004
yeah sup homies, haven't blogged in a week cuz I've been busy and shit, and also I fucked up my com by trying to re-format it(yeah go me~) and so I'm at sc's place blogging now haha...okay this is gonna be a pretty long post so....I'll try and just choose the juicy juicy bitz kay. Enjoy! :D
1/11, Monday Marketing exam, went by okay, was from 2pm->5:10pm and I finished at 4pm.....soo hum...who knowz yeah?
2/11,3/11=boring.
4/11, realised I failed poa so I went to study at macs, hahaha was a pretty funny day/night and mmmm, yeah~
5/11, can't remember what I did.
NOW FOR THE MORE INTERESTING PARTS OF MY LIFE, THE WEEKEND....!!!!!
6/11, Saturday(yesterday), word~
It was the bhss openhouse yeah, so me/sc/zw met up at 10am or so in the morning and went to bhs. IT WAS PATHETIC OMG. There were like NO PEOPLE there, I actually felt quite sad/bad that everyone was pretty much playing with themselves.(No not like that pervs.) Anyway, we saw people here and there, talked to teachers, students, old friends etc;
Then, ms.inchy cries out, "DARIUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!" And I'm like, "oh shit." Cuz she was like doing the MC thingy ya'know? Like uh, dedications and fuck. Reading out these secondary school 'messages'. *rolls eyes* SO.CLI-CHE. Anywayz, she was like, "I want you to be the guest speaker!!!"
So of course, outgoing as I am, I was like, "hum, okay, but I'll only read out sc's dedication." rofl she wasen't happy with that so while we were choosing a song and sc was writing a dedication she goes, on the mic, to the entire school, "okay now for our dedications...we have a guest speaker, he will takeover now!" AND IM LIKE, "oh shit wait im not prepared."
Anyway they pass me this paper to read out and I'm all like, "yeah if you wanna listen to this shi-, uhhhh...I mean just listen to it and enjoy yourselves." I nearly said 'shit' to the entire school lol.
FINALLY, AFTER THE SONG.....I read the next dedication, in the most wiggerish(SC said so), poser-ish(inch said so), coolest(i said so~) voice, sc's message to the school. This is what it sounded like...
"wasuppppp all mah homies out there, this is yer guest speaker darius huang, reading the next dedication to ya'all. aight, the next dedication is from my good mate chung, he wants the song 'baby boy' by beyonce, and this is his message. "sup dawgs, just a shoutout to all ya'all homies out there, take it easy yo. you shizzle mah nizzle!" So everyone, enjoy the song and the resta yer day with 'baby boyyyyy'.
Fuck the voice was just the funniest thing. You woulden't believe it unless you heard it rofl. Okay anyway moving on, pfft.
We ate, chatted with fiona for over an hour or so. Then 3 of us went to play soccer with these kids and got our ass trashed.(sorta.;)) Then went to the coffeeshop at the bottom of bhs, bought gatorade, and got on 143 to go to orchard.
rofl we were fucking tired and sweating like pigs.(by the way guys, pigs DONT sweat.) Played pool for a bit at Meridien, then VS2 a bit in PS. Went home shortly after.
7/11, Sunday(today),(finally), I'm so hot I can barely blog or say anything lol. Okay uhhhh.... Got up 7:20am, showered, threw on my clothes, belt, cap, bag, rushed to church. Met Geoff & Bjorn outside church and there was no space to sit so we just chilled outside. OoooOoOoo church girls......mmmmmmmmmmmm......oops.
Church ended and we went to the market.(Notice the fast change of topic...hee...) Ate laksa, bought char kway teow and went to geoff's place and slept for 2-3hours rofl. Took bus to YMCA, met SC and....LADC!!!!
Today's dance was fucking great. The warmup was pretty easy, and the new routine was fucking cool too. Lionel goes, "BOYSSSSSS!!!!" for the 1st time today and I stood there, after the 1st step my mind went blank and I was like, "ah, fuck." The routine really was difficult at 1st I guess, but by the end I managed to get it down pretty well lol. Fuck the last bit with the hands/legs is just soooooooo 'pwnage' hahahahah.....
it's like, 6 guys in front and behind, swing their arms/legs in a certain way, then jump up + punch thingy, it's just like, hahaha mad fucking elite.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I smelt like a fucking baboon after that. I smelt my jeans & my shirt and I nearly fainted into my fries. Oh yeah, I bought lemon+lime juice, cuz it's.....HEALTHY????(hehe;P) whatever. =p
AsianBeat was being held at PS so SC & I went ter check it out. The 2 bands that we saw playing weren't all that bad really, for Singaporean bands...so hmmm, maybe there IS HOPE in the music industry in Singapore!! *gasp*
OH-MY-GOD. What we saw while waiting for the 2nd band to set up their instruments and shit right......Was.....COMPLETELY.........AND I MEAN........ABSOLUTELY...DIS-GUS-TING.
There this man right, chinese guy, prolly like 30-40 years old? yeah I know we're out in the sun and all, and it's hot. But he put his hand INSIDE his shirt, and started moving it around. My 1st thought was he was carressing and massaging his chest, and I nearly puked. SC and I were like, "OHHHHHHHHHHHH, ohhhhhhhhh, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" really loudly lol.
Then he SWITCHED HANDS. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Then SC told me that he had a tissue paper, and he was WIPING HIS ARMPITS with the tissue. And as you know, he switched hands and wiped his OTHER ARMPIT. OMGGGGGGGGGGG. rofl. Okay he didn't even fucking stop there, instead, he took out the tissue.........AND WIPED HIS FOREHEAD.
!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT RETARD WIPES HIS ARMPITS(BOTH) AND THEN WIPES HIS FOREHEAD *WITH THE SAME TISSUE*????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Oh but wait, he didn't stop there! Oh no baby, oh no at all, he's a smart one, nonono. He proceeds to then wiping his NOSE, and then his MOUSTACHE AREA...... WITH THE SAME TISSUE.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
And to think that was the worst of it going from armpit->forehead->nose->moustache area.....nooooooo........he GOES BACK TO THE ARMPITS. I swear he looked like he was uh......massaging his titties. lol. sorry to those that got/get offended hehe. ;)
So in conclusion, this chink fucker took a tissue, wiped his right armpit->left armpit->forehead->nose->moustache area->chin(?)->right armpit->left armpit.
AND ONLY THEN, was he satisfied with the density of that single piece of tissue paper.
Hum.....the weird people of this world.
Just like...these guys.
Zhong wei-> Dec 4, ZoukOut in Sentosa, 7pm->7am. Go kay? :)
Fiona-> What you said about girls yesterday, is so untrue. I think I know more about women than you do. :(
Inch-> Do NOT ever make me MC like that again without preparation! That's fucked! Gimme time to prepare stuff to say etc; mmmmm yeah.
Krys-> Macs IS good for you. *grinz*
Abz-> What 2 times? I dunno what you're talking about! heeeeeee......!
Sam-> I failed poa. :(
Christian-> I hate you for ditching me today and not playing soccer. YOU EVIL CUNT.
Mystery @ 6:18 PM
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Name:Siu Chung
Alias: monkay
Stats: 19/m/~180cm. Black hair. Dark brown eyes.
Birthdate: 110387
School: Singapore Polytechnic: DARE
Email/friendster: standafan@hotmail.com
Enjoys: Guitars, music, long bus rides, the ocean.
Idols: Synyster Gates
Info: About time I updated this shit. I like to have a good time, all the time. I have a dare to do attitude cause hey,
I'm still young and I wanna experience everything while I still can. I wouldnt consider myself a party animal, but whenever I do, I party hard
and I party right. I am pretty happy with my life atm. Good friends. Great buddies. If you aren't already in my life and wish to be
a part of it, well queue up and go through the screening process like everyone else. =(
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Name: Darius Huang
Alias: Stoosh
Stats:18/m/176cm...Brown/Black hair...Brown eyes
Birthdate: 22/05/87
School: Singapore Polytechnic DBA 2A/05
Email/friendster: darius_style@yahoo.com
Enjoys: dancin'/surfin'/rappin'/chillin'
Idols: Eminem/Seth Green/Kelly Slater/Craig David
Numba: 98007738
#1 Belief:Siu chung sleeps too much; he's a pig.
Info:I LOVE TRAVELLING AND THRILL-SEEKING. Travelling and exploring the world is so wonderful because there's just so much to see and do. As for thrill-seeking, I believe that if you don't put your life on the edge, and don't seek novelties that most people dare not do, then your life has gone to waste. Risk it, you only have one life.
yeah i take shit easy, i don't really get phased. like me or not, it don't
really matter, because in this world there will ALWAYS be people that love you, and people that hate you. that's how life is. sad, yeah, pfft.
all my beliefs are in my posts, so read 'em and chillout. word up Gs.
I have many beliefs about women and my life, it's taken me a long time to come up with this, so enjoy it.
1) I don't ever let women use their looks/sexual powers to take advantage of me. There are no special privileges with me. It's who you are. Most guys succumb to women like helpless babies. Fuck that.
2) I am un-selfconscious and don't give a fuck what others think.
3) I put myself and my life first, but anyone else that comes after that is treated exceptionally good.
4) I deserve, have permission, and can hold an exceptional women. Most men don't think they can, it's sad.
5) I don't care what the outcome is, if women don't want me, then it doesn't matter to me.
6) I can deal with any test that women like throwing at me. IN FACT, a lot of the time it's usually cute and funny.
7) I make CAUSE in the world, not effect. People don't have an impact on me, I have an impact on them.
8) I'm confident and comfortable in my own body. Most guys are self-conscious about themselves and are not comfortable with their own selves. I know what I'm doing.
9) I'm a really good communicator with people, most women, ESPECIALLY of what I want.
10) I'm always in control, I never let outside events de-stabalize me. (Mainly emotional.)
11) I'm NEVER NEEDY, I keep my power for myself. I don't 'need' anything.
12) I think sex is fucking great, I am ready to have sexual conversations with anyone, anytime. As long as they're legal. ;p
13) I'm comfortable around women, in fact, sometimes I feel I'm a bit too comfortable that it worries them.
14) I can control myself and I can wait. I can build anticipation. Even if I want something really badly, I can wait.
15) I don't tolerate disrespect of myself/my time/my property. If girls wanna waste my time, that's it, it's over, I don't wanna hear it.
16) I'm a catch. A pretty hard catch, but that's to ensure I get quality.
17) I'm not impressed by outward symbols of money or status. I value people and judge them based on their character; I am fair.
18) I may be totally into a woman and crazy over her, but I don't tell her early on and I sure as shit don't let it slip indirectly. I take my time.
19) I never lose my composure, ever.
20) I am seldom predictable.
